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portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.

to aply in a sentence like:

I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.

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	A derogatory name for a Starbucks employee or Starbucks junky. Coined from how they make you order a double espresso. Julie is such a doppio.
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4.	Spro
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